"Badassfully, are you sleeping with my sister?"
"Slumber would be difficult due to the energetic nature of our copulation."
An adorable transparent Tails to drag across your dash ^^
"From the original poster:
So, I’m in Kentucky for work and today when we got back, 1000 high school students had checked into our hotel. They had been making quite the ruckus tonight, but then did this to celebrate the start of the Olympics. Not the best video, (cause my fear kept me pretty far from the edge) but that’s 18 levels of them singing! Amazing!
Video credit: Michelle Johnson (Facebook)”
i got f*cking chills omg
THAT SOPRANO D*MN. F*CK
That’s fucking awesome
La Sagrada Família, Barcelona
Okay, so I have a bit of a fucked situation.
Basically, I am trying to get out of my job, but I haven’t had much luck finding a new one. So, rather than just up and quit, I decided to keep working (conditions are getting better at work), but now I need to find a new place to live.
I’d be okay with resigning my current lease, even with the large rent increase, except for one fact… they tripled the cost of buying out your lease. In addition to the normal sixty days notice for buying out your lease (2 months rent, essentially), you must now pay an upfront fee of 1500 (wich is about three times as much as it had been). With the rent increase, that two months rent, plus the 1500, I would have to pay just about $3000.00 if I did find a new job!
And my lease is coming due at the beginning of May, and I need to make a fucking decision soon. I cannot afford 3K, on top of moving expenses, if I do find a new job. Hell, I am barely getting by now (I certainly am not saving any money with this job).
So I am fucked. What the hell do I do? Most of the nearby apartment complexes have similar fees and policies, and my only other real option is to craigslist up an apartment, which is… questionable at best.
A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren’t truly enjoying it!
Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is!
this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr.
i’ve always said if you can’t laugh with the person you’re having sex with while you’re having sex with them you shouldn’t be having sex with them.
truuuuuuuuue sing this from the fucking rooftops people. you gotta laugh. and you gotta fuck.
This is so me